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Adam Carolla: Why Hockey Players Get Laid… by bmose14

This jag was taken from the Ben & Mark episode (7/12/10) of Adam Carolla’s Podcast. Ben & Mark were the guests that day and they run a website called: http://www.BarelyPolitical.com/

Here are some of the reasons Adam thinks hockey players get laid more than other athletes:

“Hockey stars quietly bag a lot of tail. They’re white dudes that are normal size so they can bang all they want. They don’t scare away all the chicks b/c they’re not 6’9, monsters who freak out the blonde chicks…”

“They look like guys who are in-shape. Once a chick hooks up with 1 hockey guy, they just go through them.”

“Girls like hockey guys because it’s a way to have sex with a jock without the weird ‘jock’ baggage…”

I have been listening to the Adam Carolla show for about a year now and it’s great. The Ace Man is an improvisational comedy genius. I saw him live in Chicago during the summer of 2010. I highly recommend you check him out. Find the Ace Man, Adam Carolla on his podcast here or visit http://www.AdamCarolla.com/