Barney Stinson from the show “How I Met Your Mother” twitter quotes @Broslife:

“Guacamole is the D-cup of things to dip chips in.”

“Ah, rain. God’s wet t-shirt contest.”

“Ladies, today is “Make Out With The First Guy You See In a Suit Day.” It only comes once a year, so that means you have to.”

“A wise man once said “To the victor go the spoils”. This morning I woke up next to three chicks and a four foot high laser tag trophy.”

“so i guess it’s six more weeks until the skirts start coming out….dammit punxsutawney phil!”

“February is the Danny Devito of months.”

“I think the nude beach is the best idea ever to go so wrong”